Thursday, March 02, 2006

Rant

Reading week? They should have called it "rest-before-we-try-to-rape-you-in-the-bum-and-steal-your-soul-at-the-same-time-when-you-get-back" week. I tell ya, if still had a life, I would be six feet under. I hate you, irony.

Here's a message for all of you entering your third year of psychology...

Developmental really means learning. Learning really means neuroscience. Neuroscience really means chemistry. And you're fucked if you don't know chemistry.

You're welcome to join my "Victim's of Ass Rape" support group after next year if you like.

8 comments:

~Kelly~ said...

Thanks for the advice, but I'd like to petition the group leader because I feel that, although I am only in 2nd year, I feel I qualify for the 'Victims of Ass Rape' support group.
My bum is quite sore and I really would appreciate it if the double penetration from the Psychology and Sociology department proceeded to take their monster cocks of learning out of my ass. I don't need any more ejaculations of milky white substances camouflaged as 'learning'.

Jenna <3 said...

at least you have a nice ass...lol, chin up baby, not too much more to go! :)
love love love,
Jakey poo
ps.yay my blog is working again!

Miss.Emily said...

Kelly: ewwww! I can't believe you just talked about cum on my blog. Clever, but disguisting.

Jenna: When I read that a "Jake" had written a comment, I almost had a heart attack thinking it was my baby brother! He can't hear me talk about ass rape, OMG! Then he proceeded to tell me I had a nice ass, which I thought was a little strange. It's also strange that you signed "Jakey-poo" because that's what I call him. But then I figured it out. I'm glad my brother doesn't know I have friends who talk about double penetration and milky white cum. I'm excited to read your blog!! Love and miss you buba:)

Jay said...

Yeah, I could have told you that. It does suck the big one.

powderslider said...

You need a hug.

Miss.Emily said...

Oh good, my brother doesn't read my ass rape blog, but my dad does. I never swear daddy, really!

powderslider said...

Me either honey, Ima good boy.

Anonymous said...

hey these comments are quite sexual in nature and desturbing to my sensitive inner balance I like to keep between cute innocent and dangerous sex god... thanks!!! And emily if you need help with the chemestry I am here any time you need me -wink-... see i told you, shifted right over to the sex god