Today sucked. It was so boring. Until the end, that part was fun. Here was my day:
12am-10am: Sleep.
10am-1pm: Think about going to class, but don't. Watch two episodes of The Office.
1pm-3pm: Nap.
3pm-4:30pm: Think about going to the gym. Drive by the gym and notice there is no parking so go buy groceries instead.
4:30pm-6:30pm: Make and eat Pad Thai.
6:30pm-7:30pm: Think about taking another nap.
7:30pm-8pm: Get ice cream with Amber.
8pm-9pm: Watch Lost.
9pm-10pm: Shower and make self look pretty.
10pm-2am: Bar.
We went to the UW Bomber, which was nice because there were no Laurier cocks there. And by cocks, I mean dicks. Penises. Walking around penises of men. Anyways, UW men are so much more respectful and nice and they want to talk to you before attempting to remove your pants. It's refreshing. So then I'm all happy from being flirted with, real flirting not "Hey, we're both drunk. Let's make some bad choices and then I'll never call you after" and I come home to this message:
CV-says:
ok
CV-says:
come over and give me a bj
CV- says:
please
CV-says:
hey babe
And who is this from? Oh ya, a drunken Laurier walking penis. No wonder they call this town the Loo.
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2 comments:
GOOD FOR YOU!!!!
Walking penises of men are never good. This "CV" character is clearly one of them.
Never accept anything less than butterflies.
hahahahahahaha, that is hilarious. Sounds like such a jerk, and just TOTALLY proved your point that boys are all dicks.
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